*Seriousli*

Big Busted Women-can get a taxi on the worst days-have a neat place to carry spare change-have always been the center of the arts (art)-make jogging a spectator sport-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie-can always carry a little extra-always float better-know where to look first for lost earrings-rarely lack for a slow dance partner-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public-always look younger-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap-can always see their toes and shoes-can sleep on their stomachs-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts-know that everything more than a handful is wasted-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out


This one got me luffin damn loud,
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!


A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away